Walking out of the yoga studio yesterday...

Grant (motioning to a mini waterfall): That is so cool, I'd like to have that in my place.

Me: Yeah, it's beautiful. It's kind of, like..sexy.

Grant: WHAT?!!

Me (laughing nervously): Oh..uhh, I don't know! I 'm just really open right now, I guess.

Random Woman Listening: Yeah, you're liable to say anything!